luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

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laalphareina:

such a fucking babe.

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

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Classics Countdown: 3/53 Mulan

"My little baby’s all grown up and… and savin’ China."

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Tis a big and beautiful worldMost of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it…

                                                                                         I don’t want to be most of us.

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legendarilyinvisible:

does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

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"Any man can grab a women by her hair
throw her on the bed and rip her clothing off.
Sure he can tie her up, call her a “bitch” or a “slut”
and have rough sex with her. But that is not dominance…
that’s rough sex, maybe even violent sex. If she’s into it, it can
even be fun but that’s still not true dominance.
True dominance is the ability to whisper softly in her ear
then observe as she obediently removes her clothing.
Methodically..one piece at a time.
Watching as she kneels before you offering
her entire self to you. Willingly, without hesitation or reservation.
She will show you her most vulnerable self without
embarrassment or shame. You will know that nothing
makes her happier than making you happy"

True Dominance   (via sexual-feelings)

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